Why Should I Buy iPhone 6S Plus? Give Me 3 Good Reasons!

Hey Guys!

Right now I am tapping my iPhone 6S. I've been doing so since I bought it last Christmas.

I'm an iPhone guy. I've been buying iPhone ever since it was released in 2007.

I bought 3G then 4S then 5, 5S, 6 and so on. I masturbated with almost every one of them.

But what I found out there is hardly any difference between new version and previous one.

Like iPhone 5 and 5S, both are fucking same or take iPhone 6 and 6S. Except for Speed and one or two usual updates by those shitty developers at Apple.

Why do I have to throw another $400 or $500+ if the new iPhone 6S plus has nothing new to offer.

What do you say?

Do you think I should by iPhone 6S Plus or continue tapping my current iPhone 6S.

I really don't have any problem burning up another $400+ as I did with iPhone 6S, if and only if

iPhone 6S Plus has something new to offer. 

There must be some meat on the bones!


It really doesn't matter if the new features are as funny as Donald Trump.

I'll take it! But it has got to have something refreshing!

Otherwise and I'm damn serious here! instead of blowing $400+ for the phone I will spend the money on getting a blowjob (not nosejob as it costs $5000+ on an average) from an A Level Porn star in L.A.

I'll take the trip and do that. Yep! I'm that Serious!

However, not going to throw yet another $400+ to those money grubbing freaks at apple for another crapping, run of the mill, mediocre updates for their new phone.

Yes Buddy! I'm freaking it out. I can put up with Donald Trump as president but not with more of the same kind of iPhone 6S Plus. 
 
So Guys! What do you say? Let me know!